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We don't know why the league started (though we are glad it did), who's idea it was, or any of the stories we all love to hear (over and over and over). but at least we have this...

Mike "Frogman" Kelly's Quotables - St. Dennis Round

"If you ain't lost your memory, you're not drinking enough"
"I'm so in control, I'm out of control"
"Call me anything, but just don't call me late for the pitcher"
"If you could understand this, it wouldn't be worth writting down"
"If I could hit my drives as long as my dick, I'd be a force to be reckoned with"
"If I knew where my ball was going, I'd be beating you guys"
"I usually don't like to talk too much"
"I gotta go out with a bitch who weighs 150 lbs. and wishes she was six feet tall so she'd be proportinate. Hell, I told her I wish my head was smaller so I wouldn't look so bald"

And Futher More! (from a special guest appearance at Grantwood - 2004)

If my head was the size of a pin, I'd a have a pompadore
If my toes could talk, I'd have to kill them.
What do you think I am, an asshole?
If we would have had to go to war, we'd be dead (on his experience in the Navy).
Illustrious Past "World Champions"
1986 Barker/Petrich
1987 Shankar/Miller
1988 Shankar/Miller
1989 Shankar/Miller
1990 Pinkney/Fox
1991 Barker/Petrich
1992 Long/Erickson
1993 Shankar/Julian
1994 Long/Dickerson
1995 Miller/Maxwell
1996 Shankar/Julian
1997 Pinkney/Fox
1998 Miller/Unger
1999 Kender/Hayes
2000 Barker/Petrich
2001 Hardgrove/Freed
2002 Hardgrove/Freed
2003 Hardgrove/Freed
2004 Hardgrove/Freed
2005 Johnson/Maxwell
2006 Barker/Petrich
2007 Murray/Measor
2008 Hardgrove/Freed
2009 Kender/Wade